Post by Francina on May 6, 2004 17:26:50 GMT -5
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
> A. Ruthless.
>
> Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
> A. German Shepherds.
>
> Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
> A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in
liquidation.
>
> Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
> A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out
a
> little prophet.
>
> Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
> A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's
Triumph
> was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the
apostles
> were all in one Accord.
>
> Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
> A. Samson. He brought the house down.
>
> Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived
in
> Eden?
> A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
>
> Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
> A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
>
> Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
> A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
>
> Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He
> rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
>
> Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
> A. Joshua, son of Nun.
>
> Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
> A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groannn...)
>
> Q. Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
> A. Bildad the Shuhite. KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND
> BUNCHES!!!! Friends are God's way of taking car e of us.... ;
>
> PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in
the
> Bible. It says . . . "Hebrews"
> A. Ruthless.
>
> Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
> A. German Shepherds.
>
> Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
> A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in
liquidation.
>
> Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
> A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out
a
> little prophet.
>
> Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
> A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's
Triumph
> was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the
apostles
> were all in one Accord.
>
> Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
> A. Samson. He brought the house down.
>
> Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived
in
> Eden?
> A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
>
> Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
> A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
>
> Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
> A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
>
> Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He
> rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
>
> Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
> A. Joshua, son of Nun.
>
> Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
> A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groannn...)
>
> Q. Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
> A. Bildad the Shuhite. KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND
> BUNCHES!!!! Friends are God's way of taking car e of us.... ;
>
> PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in
the
> Bible. It says . . . "Hebrews"