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Post by Francina on Sept 25, 2003 19:49:23 GMT -5
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY! STARTING THIS MONTH!
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.
Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. - Step by step with slide presentation.
Topic 2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? - Round-table discussion.
Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. - Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? - Examples on video.
Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other. - Helpline and support groups.
Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. - Open forum.
Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. - Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost. - Real-life testimonials.
Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? - Driving simulation.
Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife. - Online class and role playing.
Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. - Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. - Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
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