Post by Francina on Nov 30, 2003 17:18:29 GMT -5
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
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> > > The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will
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> > > grant you three wishes."
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> > > The woman freed the frog and then the frog said, "Thank you, but I
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> > > failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
>Whatever
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> > > you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"
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> > > The woman said, "That would be okay."
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> > > For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
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> > > world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
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> > > make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis,
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> > > women will flock to.
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> > > "The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most
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> > > beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM-she's
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> > > the most beautiful woman in the world.
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> > > For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the
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> > > world.
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> > > The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
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> > > world, and he will be ten times richer than you."
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> > > The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and
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> > > what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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> > > The frog then inquired about her third wish and she answered, "I'd
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> > > like a mild heart attack.
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> > > Don't mess with clever women
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
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> > > The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will
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> > > grant you three wishes."
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> > > The woman freed the frog and then the frog said, "Thank you, but I
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> > > failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
>Whatever
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> > > you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"
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> > > The woman said, "That would be okay."
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> > > For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
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> > > world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
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> > > make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis,
>that
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> > > women will flock to.
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> > > "The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most
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> > > beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM-she's
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> > > the most beautiful woman in the world.
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> > > For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the
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> > > world.
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> > > The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
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> > > world, and he will be ten times richer than you."
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> > > The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and
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> > > what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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> > > The frog then inquired about her third wish and she answered, "I'd
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> > > like a mild heart attack.
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> > > Don't mess with clever women